Saturday, 21 May 2016

Time to laugh


  •   Kosivi: When I was a kid, my dad bought a new car and drove us to church one Sunday. It was a prophetic service and our pastor was being used by God that day to deliver people from poverty.

Suddenly, our pastor looked at my dad and said,"Efo Aglago, God is set to bless you! "My mum jumped up and screamed excitedly, "Amen!!!"
My dad was excited too. The pastor then came closer, placed his hand on my dad's head and prayed for him. As our pastor turned to climb the alter, God told him something. He stopped, looked at my dad and said, "Efo Aglago, you bought a new car last week?" "Yes sir." my dad responded with much surprise on his face. Then our pastor said,
"God said I should tell you to sow your CAR KEY as a seed into my life."I was shocked that my dad did not argue with the pastor, he just put his hand in his pocket, brought out the car key and gave to our pastor. After about 5 minutes, my dad stood up, went outside the church, he didn't even wait till the end of the service. I could see him boarding Trotro going home. "He must be very worried." I reasoned in utter fear and confusion. After a while, he returned to church with the SPARE KEY of his car and drove the car back to the house. I was so stunned at what I was seeing. When I asked him why he acted that way and he said,

 "Kosivi my son, be smart and always use your brain, the pastor asked for the KEY and NOT the CAR".

  •    Boko haram members entered a Ghanaian church in Northern Nigeria while the service was going on. 


They asked the ushers to close every door and windows so that nobody can escape.

They counted the number of worshippers and they were 157.

They told them they would kill 107 out of these 157 members but in an alphabetical order of names, starting with the pastors.

They approached the senior pastor Rev. Akwasi Boateng asking:

"What's your name?"

The pastor said: Zakwasi Zyboateng

The assistance Pastor said Zachariah Zosei.

The guest pastor said Zebedee Zynana

The Guest Speaker said Zerubabbel Zadjetey

The youth pastor said Zachariah Zuffour,

The children pastor said Zemmanuel Zopoku.

They approached the elders. The first one said Zerephat Zydanso

The next one said Zolomon Zamu.

The next one said Zebedee Zagyman

The next one said Zamuel Zagyekum

The Nigerian Elder in in the church church said zeegodwin Zolusegun

The wife said Zesther zolusagun,

They approached the choir and the first chorister out of fear pointed to the organist and said his name is Abraham Annor.

The Organist screamed: "He is a liar. My name is Zabraham Zannor."

If you were in the congregation that day, what will be your name?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


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