Friday, 13 April 2018

Laugh--- By CHARLES Sam & Others

Eiiiii Africa wahala oooooo.....the way economy hard now, people get plenty ways and meansπŸ˜‚

 Some people invite me for wedding. Me s3f I hungry pass so I see say God don butter my bread. I wear my better clothes take go. When I reach the hotel I see two doors wey d3m write

*1 . Bride relatives*
*2. Groom relatives*

I enter the one wey d3m write groom relatives only for meet two more doors wey d3m write

1 . Ladies
*2. Men*

I enter the one for men only to meet two more doors....na wa oooo

1 . People with gifts
*2. People without gift*

I take confidence d3n my hungry stomach cum last energy enter the one wey d3m write people without gifts.

 Eiiii wetin I dey see this. Behold this door wey I enter take me commot outside the hoteI through the back door. What a shock ! 😳😳😳

As I dey talk this matter, I dey receive oxygen d3n drip for emmergency ward, Korle-bu hospitalπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£
Yesterday I decide say I go take one short cut wey dey pass through one cemetery like that. As I enter norrr,  two men ran full speed towards me dey shake dey tell me how fear dey catch them dey d3m dey waka alone. D3m beg me say d3m go join me, so they join me. I start dey tell d3m how me s3f I dey fear before the time I dey the world. Mehhnn....come see race, dem no get speed limit.


Come see ..πŸƒπŸΏπŸƒπŸΏπŸƒπŸΏπŸƒπŸΏπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚......Acctually na I dey try tell d3m say the time I be unbeliever for the world, I dey fear, but now wey I dey for Christ inside, old things don pass away ooo🀣🀣🀣Hmmmm matters of the heart go make man die oooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I dey go through wahala for my relationship inside for sometime now. The stress heavy so teyyyyy, I dey iron my clothes from morning teyyyyyy now, I no realize say I no plug the iron s3f !

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​HUSBAND & WIFE...​

Wife : Darling ​since we got married, we don't go out, neither do we eat at the restaurant. You don't give me money for my hair, You are not romantic anymore. You never even say I am beautiful anymore​

Husband :  ​(gives out a long laugh..)​: _Darling, have you ever seen a politician campaigning after winning an election???😳

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 Laugh wan kill me oooooo.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

A psychiatrist wanted to know how many of his
patients have been cured of madness, so he
assembled them in a classroom and drew a big car on the board.

He then told the class that if anyone could push the car on the board, that person would receive a gift of GHC 20,000 and would be free to go home.

On hearing this, they all rushed to the board to
push the car except one young man " Obo Bee", who remained in his seat.

He sat at the back smiling. The psychiatrist with joy and excitement on his face seeing that somebody has been cured of madness went to him and asked, "You, why didn’t you join your mates to push the car"?

Obo Bee replied, "don't mind those mad people, they are just fooling themselves . . . Hahaha, they don't know that the car key is in my pocket.

Wahala dey ooo!  πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


A Professor started his class on a very serious Topic. The moment he turned towards the blackboard, one of the students whistled. He turned, looked at the class and asked the Whistler's name. No one answered.

The Professor peacefully kept the Pen in his pocket saying: "Lecture ends here. I'll tell you a story to utilise the remaining time".

 Everyone became interested.

"Yesterday night I tried hard to sleep, but it was miles away from my eyes, so I thought I'd better get petrol in my car, which will save my time next morning and might induce sleep. After having my tank full, I started roaming in that area, enjoying the peace of a traffic free ride.

Suddenly, on the corner I saw a girl who was as young and beautiful as the clothes she was wearing. Must have been returning from a party. Out of courtesy, I turned my car towards her and asked if I may be of any help. She asked me if I could drop her at her house, that she'll be very obliged, to which I agreed.

She sat in the front seat with me. We started talking, and to my amazement she was very intelligent, had control on many topics which many youngsters don't.

When we got to the address, she admitted my courteous nature and behavior and said that she had fallen in love with me.

I also admitted her intelligence and beauty and that I've also started liking her. I told her about my job as a professor in the university.

The girl asked for my number, which I gave her willingly. Then she asked me a favor, which I couldn't have denied naturally.

She said that her brother is a student in the same university and asked me to take care of him, since we'll be in a long relationship now.

I asked the name of the student. She said that I'll recognise him with one of his very prominent qualities, *He whistles a lot!*

All eyes in the classroom turned towards the boy who had whistled...

The professor said:  *"I didn't buy my Ph. D in Psychology.. I earned it"!*
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A͟ gentleman and h͟i͟s͟ g͟i͟r͟l͟f͟r͟i͟e͟n͟d͟ w͟e͟r͟e͟ window shopping i͟n͟ t͟o͟w͟n͟. T͟h͟e͟ g͟i͟r͟l͟f͟r͟i͟e͟n͟d͟ s͟a͟w͟ a͟ p͟a͟i͟r͟ o͟f͟ s͟h͟o͟e͟s͟ w͟h͟i͟c͟h͟ c͟o͟s͟t͟ 650Ghc and s͟h͟e͟ s͟a͟i͟d͟ t͟o͟ him : "D͟a͟r͟l͟i͟n͟g͟, I͟ l͟e͟f͟t͟ m͟y͟ p͟u͟r͟s͟e͟ a͟t͟ h͟o͟m͟e͟. C͟o͟u͟l͟d͟  y͟o͟u͟ p͟l͟s͟ b͟u͟y͟ t͟h͟e͟s͟e͟ pair of s͟h͟o͟e͟s͟ f͟o͟r͟ m͟e͟ ?"
 T͟h͟e͟ gentleman p͟u͟t͟ h͟i͟s͟ h͟a͟n͟d͟ i͟n͟t͟o͟ h͟i͟s͟ p͟o͟c͟k͟e͟t͟, b͟r͟o͟u͟g͟h͟t͟ o͟u͟t͟ 20cedis and s͟a͟i͟d͟ t͟o͟ h͟e͟r͟, "T͟a͟k͟e͟ t͟h͟i͟s͟ m͟o͟n͟e͟y͟, t͟a͟k͟e͟ a cab,
 G͟o͟ h͟o͟m͟e͟ & b͟r͟i͟n͟g͟ y͟o͟u͟r͟ p͟u͟r͟s͟e͟, t͟h͟e͟n͟ c͟o͟m͟e͟ & b͟u͟y͟ t͟h͟e͟ s͟h͟o͟e͟s͟." I will be waiting
D͟e͟a͟r͟ R͟e͟a͟d͟e͟r͟, I͟s͟ t͟h͟e͟ Gentleman b͟e͟i͟n͟g͟ :

(a͟) R͟e͟a͟s͟o͟n͟a͟b͟l͟e͟
(b͟) E͟c͟o͟n͟o͟m͟i͟c͟a͟l͟
(c͟) S͟t͟i͟n͟g͟y͟
(d͟) W͟i͟c͟k͟e͟d͟.


Ghana women d3ma eye tear too much. Eben as3m koraaa nie??

When she use im own money, she dey buy :

Waakye-1ghc
Wele-50p
Gari-50p
Taalia-50p.
Sachet water-20p
(Please I want it in ahaban (leaves)).

If ibi man im money  e dey buy :

Waakye-3ghc
Salad-2ghc
Egg-1ghc
Wele-2ghc
Meat-3ghc
Fish-3ghc
Yemadi3-3ghc
Gari-1ghc
Taalia-1ghc
Fried plantain-2ghc
Pear-3ghc
(I beg you go fit put for pack)?
Ceres Juice -15ghc
Bel~acqua-1big bottle

And when you drop am off e go flash you so you go call am make e tell you sey e reach house even though you just buy GHC 20 credit for am

Na wonna womenpportunists be dat ooo... aka "wotutukotoku". πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

We Taya. These darling "Kill me quick"babes go finish us. We dey go find oyibo obroni "pay make I pay" babes.

The whitest man on earth still has a black shadow. No mechanic can repair breaking news. No matter how tall you are, you can never see tomorrow. Even if you have millions of cars, you still have to walk to your bedroom. Being the best swimmer doesn’t make you a fish.The strongest man on earth can never carry a mountain.The smartest Assassin on earth can never kill the devil. No matter how smart a police is, he can never catch the air. No matter who you are you still need God in your life and we need each other to survive. Life is ephemeral so make time to have fun and bare no grudges with anyone.

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