Monday, 12 November 2018

Have you heard about the elephant and the hen?

All the animals said,

“The Hen eats too much.”

Many years ago, in a deep forest lived an elephant. One morning, this elephant woke up and started to rant all over.

Woooooooooooooo wooooooooooo

I am the biggest in this forest.

Woooooooo woooooooooooo wooooooo

I have strength more than any animal.

Wooooooooo woooooooooooooo wooooooo

I can eat more than any animal in the forest.

This went on and on and on for many days.

A lioness gathered other lions and surrounded the elephant. They told her, to shut up else they will eat her up.

The elephant fearfully began to weep.

Hiiiiiiiiiihiiiiiiiiii hiiiii hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii and was sorrowful.

Seeing the tears of the elephant, the lions did not hurt her. They warned her not to brag in the forest again.

The next day, a hen went to the lion. The hen told the lion that it can eat 24 hours a day. So, it can eat more than the bragging elephant.

The lion and the lioness laughed, haahaaaahaaaaahaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Why are you laughing? The hen asked the lion.

Buuut, you are a tiny little bird, the lion said.

Hmm, yes, my lord, I know I am tiny. Yet, what am telling you is the truth. I want you to organise an eating contest for me and the elephantid, the hen added!

Ooooooooook hen, the lion roared. I will call the elephant and fix a competition.

The lion called all the animals in the forest and told them about the hen.

On hearing this, the forest was bombed with laughter from all the animals like earthquake.

Hooooooo hoooooooo, heeeeeeeeeeee, heeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeee, hiiiiiiiiihiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, haaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaheeeeeeehuuuuuuuu huuuuuuuuuuuuuu, is the hen mad, most of the added?

When the laughter was calmed, the lion announced the date of the contest. He then, told the parrot to be the referee of the occasion.

After the announcement, all the animals went to their homes with the saying: is the hen mad?

When the day of the contest came, all the animals gathered to see what will happen.

They took the hen and the elephant to a farm full hay and grains, and the parrot whistled for the two to eat.

The hen and elephant ate and ate and ate till midday. By midday the elephant was already full and thirsty. The elephant requested for water and a rest.

After drinking, they both went to lie down under a tree. Whilst they were resting, then hen saw some ants passing by. The hen immediately jumped and ate all the ants.

The elephant was surprised! The elephant then asked, “hen, are you still hungry?”

Then hen jumped with laughter and said, “have you forgotten what I told you?” I can eat more than you, the hen added.

Woooooooooooooooo woooooooooooooo wooooooooooooooooo, the elephant called the parrot in haste. The elephant said to the parrot: “parrot, please tell everyone that, hen eats more than me.

The parrot called king lion and told him what has happened. King lion announced to all the animals that hen eats more than the elephant.

Upon hearing this, all the animals roared with laughter and doubt. They all went to their homes with the saying: THE HEN EATS TOO MUCH.

The cock was very happy with the victory and promised from that day that he will always crow to remember the hen’s victory over the elephant.

So, when you hear a cock crowing, it is an appreciation to the hen.

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